Cry, from the mouth of babes

Just cry.

Bruh why am I crying in the club rn from r/croatia

This is my best translation.
Dear Saint Nick,
I was good this year, but I was a little disobedient, Well, believe me when I say that I don't need any kind of gift, I only want if you can help that my parents find any kind of job so we can have money for food, clothes, and that we can pay our debts and our expenses, and that my aunt can get better. If you can help make this happen, I will be very grateful. Banzai! I want you to have a happy holiday season!!! May you have all your desires,  Danijel.