Austria Hungary in a Tweet

Swiss count wins the Powerball. Goes to town (Vienna). Builds worlds largest multinational (empire). Splits it in two to satisfy the shareholders. Nearly loses it to Turkish conglomerate. Beats back Turkish conglomerate. Becomes friends with Turks. Loses all to activist shareholders (nationalists).

Here is a video:

And here is a very interesting comment by an English speaking Croatian nationalist starting a fight with some Serbs: (remember this blog entertains and analyzes all sources of national pride in the Balkans, not any particular sort)